Creepazoid Old Salt #001 — PRIMORDIAL Pirate Art Figure, Numbered Paper Sculpture, Limited Dark Collectible

CREEPAZOID OLD SALT #001 — PRIMORDIAL

The first. The founding entity.
The one that started the archive.

💀 PRIMORDIAL — SERIES 1 — 10 UNITS WORLDWIDE
🔥 AVAILABLE: 4 / 10
Once gone, it does not return. Ever.


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OLD SALT does not guard the treasure. He is the treasure.

39 inches tall. Weathered blue shell marked by salt and time. One burning red eye. A curved sword in his right claw — recovered from an unnamed shipwreck. A cannon in his left, fuse intact, load status unconfirmed. A black skull flag tied to his antenna. Not as decoration. As a warning.

Every scar on his shell has a story. He remembers all of them.


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📂 RECORD N.º 001 — CLASSIFICATION: PRIMORDIAL — FOUNDING ENTITY

Designation: OLD SALT
Shell: Weathered. Salt-scarred. Intact.
Right claw: Curved sword. Unidentified wreck of origin.
Left claw: Cannon. Fuse intact. Load: unconfirmed.
Eye: One. Red. Intensity: unsettling.
Flag: Black. Skull insignia. Tied to left antenna.
Known motivations: Honor. Legacy. Unfinished business with the sea.

No origin theory has been confirmed.
OLD SALT has not commented.


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📦 WHAT'S INCLUDED

• 79 pages of official templates
• 397 numbered pieces
• Final size: 39 × 39 × 30 in
• PDF, SVG and DXF files
• Official color textures + color-separated pages
• Full step-by-step photo guide
• Character base included
• Collectible card
• Certificate of Authenticity signed by the artist — unique serial number


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⏱️ 60 TO 120 HOURS TO BUILD

The largest entity in the archive. 397 pieces. Nearly 40 inches wide. Not a weekend build — a commitment. For the builder who chooses it, that's not a warning. That's the point.


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⚖️ COMMERCIAL LICENSE + AUTHENTICITY

Includes personal transferable commercial license — build physical versions, sell them, and transfer the license in the future. Every unit comes with a certificate personally signed by the artist and a unique serial number within the Creepazoids Archive.

A completed full-scale build can reach $800 to $1,500 USD on the market. This license authorizes exactly that.


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📁 THE ARCHIVE CONTINUES

OLD SALT is Entity N.º 001. The founding piece of an expanding system. N.º 001 in any archive only exists once.

Securing OLD SALT now means holding the first piece of something that has no end in sight.