$12.99
CREEPAZOID CTHEODORE #009 — ACCESS
He was not imprisoned because he was dangerous.
He was imprisoned because nothing else worked.
🟢 ACCESS — SERIES 1 — 90 UNITS WORLDWIDE
🔥 AVAILABLE: 87 / 90
Your entry into the Creepazoids Archive. Once gone, it does not return.
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CTHEODORE escaped. That part is not in dispute. What he intends to do next is.
39 inches tall. 43 inches of wingspan. Dark mossy green skin, viscous and scaled. Six facial tentacles — two curling upward like a twisted mustache, four falling like a living beard. Red eyes carrying the intelligence of something that has existed longer than the sea it came from. Two membranous wings. Long muscular arms with hands built to grip. Fin-shaped feet, functional in water and on land. A white and red striped uniform — not as a mark of shame. As a trophy.
In all documented encounters, he left on his own terms.
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📂 RECORD N.º 009 — CLASSIFICATION: ACCESS — ABYSSAL ENTITY — ESCAPED
Designation: CTHEODORE
Skin: Dark mossy green. Viscous and scaled. Ancient composition.
Facial tentacles: Six. Two upper mustache-like. Four lower beard-like. Moving independently.
Eyes: Red. Bright. Intelligence: exceptional. Estimated age: unquantifiable.
Wings: Two. Membranous. Functional.
Uniform: White and red stripes. Prison origin. Currently worn as a statement.
Containment history: classified.
Escape method: undocumented.
Current purpose: conquest, revenge, or neither yet.
His eyes suggest the decision has not yet been made.
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📦 WHAT'S INCLUDED
• 137 pages of official templates
• 398 numbered pieces
• Final size: 39 × 43 × 25 in
• PDF, SVG and DXF files
• Official color textures + color-separated pages
• Full step-by-step photo guide
• Character base included
• Collectible card
• Certificate of Authenticity with unique serial number
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⏱️ 55 TO 100 HOURS TO BUILD
398 pieces. Wings, six facial tentacles, and fin-shaped feet at the most accessible price in the system. The highest technical value in the ACCESS tier alongside MUERTO.
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⚖️ COMMERCIAL LICENSE + AUTHENTICITY
Includes personal transferable commercial license — build physical versions, sell them, and transfer the license in the future. Every unit comes with a signed certificate and unique serial number within the Creepazoids Archive.
A completed full-scale build can reach $300 to $700 USD on the market. This license authorizes exactly that.
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📁 THE ARCHIVE CONTINUES
CTHEODORE is Entity N.º 009 in an expanding system. One edition is already permanently closed. Creepazoid N.º 1000 is still unrevealed.
Securing CTHEODORE now means adding the archive's most sovereign — and most uncontainable — presence before this edition closes.
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