Creepazoid Rat Rod #012 — PRIMORDIAL Car Creature Art, Ultra Rare Collectible Sculpture, Only 10 Units

CREEPAZOID RAT ROD #012 — PRIMORDIAL

He does not drive the car.
He is the car.

💀 PRIMORDIAL — SERIES 2 — 10 UNITS WORLDWIDE
🔥 AVAILABLE: 8 / 10
Once gone, it does not return. Ever.


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RAT ROD runs on pure adrenaline. He has never needed anything else.

39 inches tall and 59 inches deep — because RAT ROD has no legs. From the torso down, he is fused with a modified classic racer: brown chassis, silver-detailed wheels, six exposed cylinders vibrating constantly on the hood as if the engine is always one second from detonation. At the back, a makeshift flag with a dice on top. His face is enormous — blue reptilian skin stretched tight, bulging eyes laced with pink veins, a jaw built like a hood, a long tongue pierced at the tip with two pins. Right arm: gear shift with black 8-ball. Left arm: exhaust pipe. Dark gray 1920s English cap, slightly tilted.

He doesn't have a plan. He has speed. The difference, in his case, doesn't matter.


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📂 RECORD N.º 012 — CLASSIFICATION: PRIMORDIAL — ORGANIC-MECHANICAL FUSION

Designation: RAT ROD
Skin: Blue reptilian. Stretched. Under continuous internal pressure.
Jaw: Oversized. Prominent teeth. Tongue: two pins pierced at the tip.
Hat: Dark gray. 1920s English style. Tilted.
Right arm: Gear shift. Black 8-ball on top.
Left arm: Exhaust pipe.
Vehicle: Brown chassis with silver details. Six exposed cylinders. Constant vibration.
Flag: Dice on tip. Message: clear.

Known motivations: Speed. Chaos. The next moment.
Known limitations: None documented.


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📦 WHAT'S INCLUDED

• 247 pages of official templates
• 645 numbered pieces
• Final size: 39 × 49 × 59 in
• PDF, SVG and DXF files
• Official color textures + color-separated pages
• Full step-by-step photo guide
• Character base included
• Collectible card
• Certificate of Authenticity signed by the artist — unique serial number


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⏱️ 90 TO 160 HOURS TO BUILD

The most structurally complex PRIMORDIAL entity in the archive. 645 pieces. A fully integrated vehicle chassis. Not a build for the impatient — a build for the committed. For the builder who chooses it, that's not a warning. That's the point.


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⚖️ COMMERCIAL LICENSE + AUTHENTICITY

Includes personal transferable commercial license — build physical versions, sell them, and transfer the license in the future. Every unit comes with a certificate personally signed by the artist and a unique serial number within the Creepazoids Archive.

A completed full-scale build can reach $1,000 to $2,000 USD on the market. This license authorizes exactly that.


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📁 THE ARCHIVE CONTINUES

RAT ROD is the only entity in the Creepazoids Archive that is also a vehicle. The only PRIMORDIAL with wheels. 10 units exist in the world.

Securing RAT ROD now means holding one of the rarest pieces in the archive — before the remaining units become a record.