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CREEPAZOID SMITH #016 — GHOST
He has already noticed something you haven't.
He noticed it before you walked in.
👻 GHOST — SERIES 2 — 50 UNITS WORLDWIDE
🔥 AVAILABLE: 43 / 50
Once gone, it does not return.
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SMITH does not explain anything. He does not need to. His presence is the information.
39 inches tall. His head is a green apple — round, brilliant, with three small leaves sprouting from the top. A long dark gray coat, well-fitted, over a crisp white shirt and a red tie. Slender arms widening toward hands that suggest branches — subtle, elegant, intentional. His legs are hidden beneath the coat. In his right hand: a wide-brimmed black hat, well-kept, held with the ease of someone who has worn it in many rooms and remembered everything in all of them.
He shows no emotions. He is an apple in a detective coat. That raises more questions than any emotion could answer.
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📂 RECORD N.º 016 — CLASSIFICATION: GHOST — INVESTIGATIVE ENTITY
Designation: SMITH
Head: Green apple. Round. Brilliant. Three leaves at crown.
Eyes: None documented. Observation capacity: exceptional.
Coat: Dark gray. Long. Classic detective cut.
Shirt: White. Impeccable. Tie: Red.
Hands: Widen toward branch-like extremities. Intentional.
Right hand: Wide-brimmed black hat. Frequently used.
Those who have encountered SMITH report that after the conversation they realized they had given more information than they received. This was, in some way, the entire point.
Known purpose: Investigation. The answer to the question nobody thought to ask yet.
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📦 WHAT'S INCLUDED
• 103 pages of official templates
• 222 numbered pieces
• Final size: 39 × 35 × 20 in
• PDF, SVG and DXF files
• Official color textures + color-separated pages
• Full step-by-step photo guide
• Character base included
• Collectible card
• Certificate of Authenticity with unique serial number
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⏱️ 35 TO 70 HOURS TO BUILD
222 pieces in an elegant vertical silhouette. The coat, tie, branch hands, and apple head reward precise construction where the detail is in the subtlety.
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⚖️ COMMERCIAL LICENSE + AUTHENTICITY
Includes personal transferable commercial license — build physical versions, sell them, and transfer the license in the future. Every unit comes with a signed certificate and unique serial number within the Creepazoids Archive.
A completed full-scale build can reach $300 to $700 USD on the market. This license authorizes exactly that.
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📁 THE ARCHIVE CONTINUES
SMITH is Entity N.º 016 in an expanding system. One edition is already permanently closed. Creepazoid N.º 1000 is still unrevealed.
Securing SMITH now means adding the archive's most observant — and least readable — presence before this edition closes.
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